Discovering I am Pregnant

Friday 26th August... Just finished work for the long Bank Holiday weekend...2 days before our first wedding anniversary...

I was doing the party food shopping at Tescos (for our family wedding anniversary party) and chucked in a clearblue digital test - aren't I posh?! Never used a digital one before!! But its all they had - and it was a pack of three so I was thinking right I'll save the other two for next month. I get to the checkout and the lovely lady on the till couldn't get the test out of plastic security box that the tests come in. So she asked her colleague to go and get another one - whilst saying to the cashier please dont put out a tannoy about this!!..but it was the last one. So she pulled it and pulled it and it came out eventually with a bit of a damaged box one end and I told her that I would blame her it was a negative now and she said it was a good omen and that she would be thinking of me now and would I come back and tell her the new? Bless. I am driving home with the shopping and Lou phoned and she like has your period come yet? No? Take a test!! I was like well we'll see!! I get home and I'm unpacking the shopping trying to take my mind of it and having a cup of tea cos I want do a test but I dont need a wee (typical!!). I read the test instructions as I've not used a posh digital one before. Dan then comes home and says he's going straight out to do more shopping (I couldn't manage all the party food in one trip!!) and Im trying to stall him cos I want to do the test now. Insist he stays and makes me a cup of tea but I just need the loo.......So off I go to the loo...sorry if the next bit is Too Much Info!!! Its 5.45 and I need to go for a poo too!! So I'm trying to catch some wee in a pot without errr getting the poo in the pot too!!!! I'm sitting on the loo and I can see the digital word pop up clealy saying "Pregnant" and I'm waiting for the "NOT" word to appear to read Not Pregnant but its not coming up and Im like eeeeeeekkkk!!! (BTW Dan does not know I am doing a test but does know I am "late"). The test says I'm Pregnant but it feels surreal and although I am completely over the moon, I'm also very gobsmacked but want to look normal when I see Dan. So I did what I wanted to do with the results for our first paper anniversary... I got a piece of paper and wrote on it - "We are having a baby - Happy first Anniversary!!!" and I put the piece of paper in an envelope. Meanwhile tea's up and I say casually I have something for you - Dan doesn't suspect. I say its an early anniversary present and he opens it....His face!!! What a picture!! And he's like Nooooooo, really? And we hug and kiss and its lovely and we are feeling spaced out!! Dan then goes off to Sainos and I carry on pottering around at home!!